Hi! Just a note to say that there will be no movie night on August 9th. We will return on August 16th with one of my favorite documentaries, American Movie.

 

But first, I’d like to announce…

 

Starting this month, Dudes Done Wrong becomes a recurring series at The Kinoplex. Once a month, my friend Ryan Starsailor—one of my closest friends, original creator of this website’s template, as well as the fucking sick video above —will curate, select, and introduce a film centered around one simple criterion: a Dude who has been unequivocally Done Wrong. As for the series itself, I’ll let Ryan introduce it in his own words:

THE KINOPLEX and RYAN STARSAILOR Present . . . DUDES DONE WRONG, a hallowed place to gather in darkness and bear witness to the only real truth, which is mighty tragedy. Once a month, Brother Ryan will select a film in which a Dude, be they man or woman, is unequivocally Done Wrong . . . battered, maimed, defeated, betrayed, forgotten, left for dead, sometimes all of the above. And yet, upon emerging from the smoldering crater of their own would-be annihilation, a Dude of this stripe will inevitably gaze upon a world that now feels alien to them and wonder aloud: “Is that all you got for me?” As for what happens next, there’s only one way to find out . . . BE THERE. Join us at Churchill’s at 9 p.m. sharp in observance of the perseverance of the human soul in the shadow of great despair. Viewings will begin with or without you. My soul is prepared. How’s yours?

You can read more about the history of Dudes Done Wrong here. God, I fucking love my friends. More to come.

Thank you, Manny R.!

Many thanks to my good friend Manny for being such a gracious host and for bringing Dr. Strangelove to The Kinoplex. Next time you see him at Churchill’s, say hello and buy him a beer!

OK! July movie nights are a wrap! On to August — and we’re kicking it off with Dr. Strangelove, chosen by one of my dearest friends in Miami, Manny R. He’s a hoot, so feel free to come by and say hello! The screening will be held inside the main bar.

Also: I know we’re not officially into August, but you can find the calendar for August on the THIS MONTH page. This is one of my favorite lineups ever!!!

One (wo)man’s trash…

Last night I brought a god-awful piece of art I’d received as a gift (and grudgingly kept on my wall) to the bar, slapped a “Free” sign on it, and left it by the vape vending machine. It’s so fugly and cursed that I didn’t expect anyone to take it — I figured I’d still see it sitting there at the end of the night. But only thirty minutes later, it was gone! To whoever took it: thank you. I truly hope it brings you more joy than it brought me.

This Sunday, July 26, come by Churchill’s Pub to catch two films selected by David of experimental pop scream vanguard project, Echo Beauty Terror.

We’ll open with Stoney Knows How (29 min), shot by Les Blank and directed by Alan Govenar and Bruce “Pacho” Lane — a portrait of Stoney St. Clair, a paraplegic tattoo artist who spent fifty years working circuses and carnivals before becoming a quiet legend of the craft.

We’ll follow that with Errol Morris’s legendary Gates of Heaven (83 min) — Morris’s 1978 debut, ostensibly about two competing pet cemeteries in Northern California, and secretly about grief, ambition, and the American dream. Roger Ebert called it one of the ten greatest films ever made (but who cares what that guy thinks!!)

Heads up: since this is the last Sunday of the month, Churchill’s will be hosting their flea market, so we’ll likely be screening outside or in the green room. More info on the flea market here.

Last Week — Out of the Blue

Thank you to everyone who came out to see Out of the Blue last Sunday. And thank you to Miles for choosing it. He knew I’d love it, and I think that may have been the first movie screened where I got a little emotional! Love you forever, Miles M.

This Sunday, July 19, join me for a very special screening: Dennis Hopper’s 1980 film, Out of the Blue.

This week’s pick comes courtesy of someone very special to me, Miles M. I could say a lot more about him, but I don’t want to embarrass the guy — he knows I love him. ANYWAY!!!

As crazy as this movie seems, this one might make me cry. And there’s no better place for that than Churchill’s! See you there!

🚨 Quick note 🚨 The Kinoplex schedule is now fully booked through September. If you’re interested in showing something, feel free to reach out about October onward! Can’t believe I’ll have been doing this shit since September 2025 — it’ll be a year!

Photos from 7/5/2026

The lovely Hydee M., who does photography for Churchill’s, sent me some photos she took from the July 5th movie night and thought I’d share them here. Big thank you to her for helping me get some documentation (I’m terrible at this). You can check out more of her work on her Instagram and her professional website, and read a great article that features her photos here.

 

Special thanks also to David Camp, who was able to join us on July 5th for the screening of King Frat. It was supposed to be a double feature of Running Scared and King Frat — both filmed in South Florida — but with the Mexico vs. England game happening at the same time, we only had time to show one, and King Frat was definitely the right choice.

David worked as a production assistant on both films, and I had a blast hearing his stories from time on set. Not to mention, he’s also truly a South Florida punk rock legend, having played bass and sung in local bands like Total Waste, Nukes, and Hockers back in the day.

Come see The People’s Joker this Sunday, July 12th at 9pm. Guest hosted by the lovely Harper! I have been excited to see this since it came out and I think it’s going be a freaky wholesome time. No soccer matches scheduled that day, so you can recover from your World Cup fatigue by getting into some gay shit (in the best way).

The People’s Joker is a 2022 superhero parody film written, directed, and starring Vera Drew. In this surreal version of Gotham City, comedy is illegal unless performed by accredited comedians. A closeted trans woman named Joker the Harlequin struggles to find her voice in an underground anti-comedy troupe. Along the way, she deals with her gender identity, navigates a toxic relationship with “Mister J,” and rebels against a fascistic Batman.

The movie famously relied on the legal concept of Faire Use, which allows the unauthorized use of copyrighted material for satire and parody. Because of its unofficial use of DC Comics characters, it faced early legal threats from Warner Brothers.

This Sunday, July 5th, Luycas from Stone Age Video is taking over with a wild, Florida-soaked double feature including Running Scared (1980), followed by King Frat (1979) at 9pm. Super stoked to see two deep cuts. South Florida punk legend David Camp will be joining. Thank you to Luycas, who made this sick ass flyer by hand, and for the descriptions:

King Frat:
Yeeeeecccchhh! If you thought Animal House was gross then King Frat is a downright pigsty. In this film (if you can even call it that) we follow the Pi Kappa Delta fraternity in defendending their honor by participating in the campus wide fart contest. fart and dick jokes a-plenty so grab your nearest puke bucket and prepare to hurl during this screening of King Frat.

Running Scared:
Not to be confused with the 1986 movie of the same name. This ‘Running Scared’ which is set in an era right before the ‘Bay of Pigs’ we follow 2 soldiers stationed in Panama who stowaway on a flight to Florida and get mistaken for commie spies. Watch them run for their lives through the Florida Everglades while also trying to clear their name

Last week — thank you, Alex!

Thank you to everyone who came out last week for Alex Rosales’s night at the Kinoplex. Seeing his short film, Small Showers, a second time was really special.

July Calendar

July lineup is live HERE. August is quickly filling up, so reach out soon to guest host!

Tonight! Join us as guest host Alex Rosales shows his short film Small Showers, followed by In A Lonely Place, an absolute classic.

Small Showers is a short film that follows a grieving couple returning to their hotel room and surrendering to their individual despairs. Paired with the classic Film-Noir In a Lonely Place, this selection explores the slow decay of relationships at their end.

Note: This screening starts a little earlier (7:30pm sharp) due to a flea market and show happening outside. We will be showing the movies inside, at the main bar.

See you there!

For this Sunday, as it is Father’s Day, I asked my father (Harry) what his favorite movie was and he told me it was There Will Be Blood. I remember we saw this in the theaters together when it came out. My dad got me into movies, and a lot of the films I love most have come from him. I love him very much! Whether he will be there in person or not is TBD (he’s old so we’ll have to feel it out), but his essence definitely will be. See you at 9pm this Sunday out back!

Oh my gosh! Where did the week go?? This Sunday, June 14th, Norman M. returns to give us Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, a notoriously over-the-top 1991 Hong Kong cult film about a super-powered prisoner who battles sadistic guards and inmates with absurdly graphic, gore-soaked violence. And yes, we will have the English dubs on full blast to enhance the experience, baby. Kinoplex barf bags available upon request!!!

Last Sunday — www.RachelOrmont.com

Thank you to everyone who came out to the Miami screening of Peter Vack’s Www.RachelOrmont.com last Sunday. It was a full house (by my standards — who are all you guys??? Come back again!), and the first time we had a movie night inside the main part of the bar. Thank you so much to Jenn for hosting and organizing everything, and to Rafa Vargas Bernard for making sure everything went off without a hitch for our first Sunday endeavor. It meant a lot to me!

Wait! One more thing!

Xander Robin’s documentary, The Python Hunt, is coming to a theater near you and you need to see it. No, he did not ask me to promote it on this blog that nobody reads. I’m telling you about it because it’s sick and by seeing it you’ll be apart of something bigger than yourself in Florida history. Check out showtimes at O Cinema here.

This approaching Sunday, June 7th, Churchill’s Pub will host the Miami premiere of Peter Vack’s www.RachelOrmont.com. You can get tickets HERE, and use promo code JNIPROMO. Thank you so much to Miss Jenn for putting this together (she will be hosting the event). My name really shouldn’t be on this — it’s her work 100%.

It feels like just yesterday that Mike Crumplar published his account of attending part of the film’s shoot after spending months publicly criticizing Vack and the broader Dimes Square milieu, only to find himself becoming the target of a memorable on-camera roasting by many of the people he’d written about. The article briefly escaped containment and became one of those pieces everyone seemed to be passing around.

My friend Alex Bienstock — who I’m looking forward to seeing appear in the film — invited me to that shoot (pretty much anyone could go, even if you were as clout-barren as I was/am), but it happened to coincide with my onboarding day at Google.

What a time. Is Dimes Square still a thing? I get bad reception from under the rock I live under.

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